the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

jbone

Member
Every night before I go to work I stop by Dunkin Donuts, get a coffee and b.s. with a few people for a lil while. When I get there someone asks me if Im really selling my Ty for 7g's. I said no and they told me that some guy in a blazer said I was. This is the same guy that has a "syclone swap" in his 93 4door blazer :roll:. So for the first time I actually went over there to look at his truck and ask what gave him the impression I was selling mine. I looked around the outside of the blazer and nothing gave me the impression that he had a dime invested into it. I asked him if he had the swap and he said yeah. Later it turns out its only a Sy bottom end (so he says). Me: "did you intercool it?". Him:"yeah". Me: "where is the intercooler?" him "its top mounted just like all the sy/ty's". Me: "but wheres the heat exhcanger?" Him:"oh it just uses the upper one". I asked him to pop the hood so I can look around he says sure. heres his next dumb lie....." I just installed the turbo a couple of days ago". I look around and see nothing. Him: "its on the driver side". I take a look and nothings there. He says: "I only bolted it in but I have to get manifolds so it can work". Me: " have you ever taken it to the track?" Him: "yeah I ran a 14.8 with the turbo and a 75lb shot of N20". (keep in mind the turbo is "not hooked up"). He originally tells me that its the turbo off of a sy but then it turns into one that came off a supra. He told me he was dying to get heads off of a sy/ty but couldnt find any. I continued to look really really hard to find any type of sy/ty modification. and then there it was!! The syclone/supra turbo is really one of those tornado intake mods that helps save gas :rotf: :rotf: :squint: . He was such a joke it made me laugh my ass off, and it made me angry. I always wondered why some people there always had the impression that my Ty was slow. the reason: this deustche bag goes around challenging people to races in his "typhoon" and always lost. (by the way he does call his blazer a "real typhoon"). He also popped a chubby when I told him that I actually owned one. "OMG I cant believe I am really talking to someone that really owns one!!! :shocked!: ". It took him a couple of minutes to get over it and by then I had walked away. Now I know how black people feel when white people walk, talk, dress, and rap like their black. :rant:
 

RSpengler

Ghetto Fab Specialist.
Re: the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

He told me he was dying to get heads off of a sy/ty but couldnt find any.

Ive got a set of stock 92 Typhoon heads. I swapped over to vortecs because I made too much power on the stockers... I'll sell them extra cheap to this guy... $1000
Come on... It's a deal, we all know how awesome the stock syty heads are!!!!
muahahahahahaha
-Rob
 

Flyin Ryan

hated cuz he drives fords
Re: the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

What a god damn tool

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andy2060

Member
Re: the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

there was a turbo in there somewhere my buddy mounted it?????????????????
 

SeattleSy#1255

Category 5 Conservative
Re: the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

jbonehead85 said:
Every night before I go to work I stop by Dunkin Donuts, get a coffee and b.s. with a few people for a lil while. When I get there someone asks me if Im really selling my Ty for 7g's. I said no and they told me that some guy in a blazer said I was. This is the same guy that has a "syclone swap" in his 93 4door blazer :roll:. So for the first time I actually went over there to look at his truck and ask what gave him the impression I was selling mine. I looked around the outside of the blazer and nothing gave me the impression that he had a dime invested into it. I asked him if he had the swap and he said yeah. Later it turns out its only a Sy bottom end (so he says). Me: "did you intercool it?". Him:"yeah". Me: "where is the intercooler?" him "its top mounted just like all the sy/ty's". Me: "but wheres the heat exhcanger?" Him:"oh it just uses the upper one". I asked him to pop the hood so I can look around he says sure. heres his next dumb lie....." I just installed the turbo a couple of days ago". I look around and see nothing. Him: "its on the driver side". I take a look and nothings there. He says: "I only bolted it in but I have to get manifolds so it can work". Me: " have you ever taken it to the track?" Him: "yeah I ran a 14.8 with the turbo and a 75lb shot of N20". (keep in mind the turbo is "not hooked up"). He originally tells me that its the turbo off of a sy but then it turns into one that came off a supra. He told me he was dying to get heads off of a sy/ty but couldnt find any. I continued to look really really hard to find any type of sy/ty modification. and then there it was!! The syclone/supra turbo is really one of those tornado intake mods that helps save gas :rotf: :rotf: :squint: . He was such a joke it made me laugh my ass off, and it made me angry. I always wondered why some people there always had the impression that my Ty was slow. the reason: this deustche bag goes around challenging people to races in his "typhoon" and always lost. (by the way he does call his blazer a "real typhoon"). He also popped a chubby when I told him that I actually owned one. "OMG I cant believe I am really talking to someone that really owns one!!! :shocked!: ". It took him a couple of minutes to get over it and by then I had walked away. Now I know how black people feel when white people walk, talk, dress, and rap like their black. :rant:

Great story, but some lib will be offended about your last comment. ;)
 

TYTILIDIE

METH HEAD
Re: the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

SeattleSy#1255 said:
Great story, but some lib will be offended about your last comment. ;)

Damn Jeff, you can turn anything into a political debate. :lol:

Nice story. Ive run into similar type people. They are so much fun to play with.
 

Jimmy

Banned
Re: the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

When I saw the title I thought this was gonna be another story about Renz.
 

JustBeachin

Plays well with others
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Jimmy said:
When I saw the title I thought this was gonna be another story about Renz.

LOL.....

Must have been like the guy who thought I had an older EXTREME........:barf:
 

live1053rulz

Nor Cal SyTy
Re: the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

These kinds of guys are always fun. This one's worse than anything I've even run into though, that's great. Wonder what kinda gas mileage he gets.
 

andy2060

Member
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i get alot of the NICE BODY KIT . but the extreme statement is good
 

SeattleSy#1255

Category 5 Conservative
Re: the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

TYTILIDIE said:
Damn Jeff, you can turn anything into a political debate. :lol:

Nice story. Ive run into similar type people. They are so much fun to play with.

Ya, I do have that problem...and it is a problem i'll admit it.

Good story...funny as hell.
 

bezerk

New member
Re: the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

this remembers me.........
i was at a big party, and was really drunk, that a guy steps up to me, and asks me if i am that guy with a fast car, so i asked him what he drove.

he tells me he has a Opel Corsa (different name at your place, but a grossery getter) with a 5 cilinder turbocharged engine.
well if that was the truth it would have been a really fast car 900lb car with a 250hp engine.
anyway, about a week later somebody brought a Wallet that was lying on our DIY tankstation, and asked us if we could keep it there for the the guy who lost it. ( we get the lost objects things quite a bit).
so i found an ID in the wallet, face looked familier, but didn't know why.. i search in the telephone number book, to find his number, tell him he lost his wallet, and to come get it.
he comes in his socalled 5 cil turbocharged vehicle.

i walked to his car, and asked him to pop the hood.
He" looks good doesn't it?"
me" i only can find 4 cilinders"
he" ohw no!!!!!!!!!!
me, and the turbocharger is missin"
he" it makes a whining sound"
Me. Prolly the car is a POS
he. they screwed me buying this car
me" no kidding..

hahah, these stories will never get old
 

UR50SLO

V6+2=LSXCamaro
Re: the DUMBEST person I have ever met (Long)

One day several years ago when my wife was driving her 86 T-Type... she parked in her usual spot for work down town and the guy in the service station that's accross the street said she might want to bring the car in soon because he's noticed when she leaves or drives by it makes a whistleing sound and the belt is about ready to break...
She chuckled and said that's normaly the last sound a mustang hears before I leave it behind me.
Non turbo people LOL...
~SCott..

Good story.. I hate posers that pretend they've got somthing.. what a joke.
 
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