OMFG best comeback line EVER
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Robert Lone
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OUCH!!! Yes sir. No sir. No excuse sir. Have a nice day sir. Thank you sir.
OUCH!!! Yes sir. No sir. No excuse sir. Have a nice day sir. Thank you sir.
Captain Morgan
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Re: OMFG best comeback line EVER
nice Jimmy
nice Jimmy
live1053rulz
Nor Cal SyTy
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Haha, it'd be cool to carry around a fake badge and do that to people. Undercover cops ain't no fun. My friends big bro with a pumped Chevelle was instigated by a guy with a Vette. Well it turned out being an undercover cop who got the car impounded after he got pulled on.
Haha, it'd be cool to carry around a fake badge and do that to people. Undercover cops ain't no fun. My friends big bro with a pumped Chevelle was instigated by a guy with a Vette. Well it turned out being an undercover cop who got the car impounded after he got pulled on.
TYPHOOL7
Post Hawk
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LMAO, one time one the east coast i was driving with a friend in a at the time brand new RX-7 which was HOT HOT, anyways were driving on county route 110 i think it is or formerly Riverhead Road in suffolk county. Well were driving and at this perticular time the raod is a striaght nice down slope perfect for gaining speed, so were cruising at about 90 and along comes a camaro, its dark blue and its chasing after us like a madman. It catches up and sticks right along side of us. We slow down to about 50-60 and its obvious this guy wants to race, hes right there next to us. Ok well you know what happens next, we gun it, we get to about 110 and the road ahead is an oncoming turn in about a mile, also the road forks so we slow a little bit, now at like 90, the camaro catches up to us as were going one direction and him the other to find him laughing and flashing his bandge out of his now rolled down window; we just about shit!! .... good ole off duty JohnQ, what do ya know, either way we smoked his ass
LMAO, one time one the east coast i was driving with a friend in a at the time brand new RX-7 which was HOT HOT, anyways were driving on county route 110 i think it is or formerly Riverhead Road in suffolk county. Well were driving and at this perticular time the raod is a striaght nice down slope perfect for gaining speed, so were cruising at about 90 and along comes a camaro, its dark blue and its chasing after us like a madman. It catches up and sticks right along side of us. We slow down to about 50-60 and its obvious this guy wants to race, hes right there next to us. Ok well you know what happens next, we gun it, we get to about 110 and the road ahead is an oncoming turn in about a mile, also the road forks so we slow a little bit, now at like 90, the camaro catches up to us as were going one direction and him the other to find him laughing and flashing his bandge out of his now rolled down window; we just about shit!! .... good ole off duty JohnQ, what do ya know, either way we smoked his ass
SY2932
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Nice one Jimmy!
At the first NATS I attended back in 01 at Great Bend, KS. E-RUE reved at a MARKED police car at a stop light and blasted across the intersection before he got pulled over. The cop asked "How were you able to take off like that without spinning your tires?" :lol:
I have a friend of a friend who was hauling butt down a country road in his ranger. Running about 65-70 MPH on a 55 MPH road. Car pulls up besides him and stays right beside him. He looks over and the guy motions for him to slow down with his hand. He just ignored him and kept on truckin'. Well at that point, the guy honked his horn at him and when he looked back over, he lifted up his "smokey da bear" hat off his passenger seat... At that point, he slowed down as he figured that was his warning.
TYTILIDIE said:
Nice one Jimmy
!At the first NATS I attended back in 01 at Great Bend, KS. E-RUE reved at a MARKED police car at a stop light and blasted across the intersection before he got pulled over. The cop asked "How were you able to take off like that without spinning your tires?" :lol:
I have a friend of a friend who was hauling butt down a country road in his ranger. Running about 65-70 MPH on a 55 MPH road. Car pulls up besides him and stays right beside him. He looks over and the guy motions for him to slow down with his hand. He just ignored him and kept on truckin'. Well at that point, the guy honked his horn at him and when he looked back over, he lifted up his "smokey da bear" hat off his passenger seat... At that point, he slowed down as he figured that was his warning.
jbone
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I was cruising up Rte.9 in Poughkeepsie one day on my way to class. A guy in an impala pulls up to me at a light and said..."nice truck its pretty quick huh?" I said "yeah its not bad".. He says "I really think you should slow it down" I just laughed and said yeah ok. He said "no I really think you should speeding isnt safe". So we were going along for a while nice and slow and I see him blow 2 lights and start speeding. I got pissed off b.c he was being a hipocrit. I caught up and were doing about 85 in a 45 and I was about 5 feet from his rear bumper the whole time. Turns out he was an unmarked detective chasing after soemone driving recklessly. He pulled both of us over. He asked for lic. and reg. and when he saw my FD badge he flipped out!! He used about every curse in the book more than any other words for about 5min and told me "get the hell out of here" .....sorry to steal this post if i did
I was cruising up Rte.9 in Poughkeepsie one day on my way to class. A guy in an impala pulls up to me at a light and said..."nice truck its pretty quick huh?" I said "yeah its not bad".. He says "I really think you should slow it down" I just laughed and said yeah ok. He said "no I really think you should speeding isnt safe". So we were going along for a while nice and slow and I see him blow 2 lights and start speeding. I got pissed off b.c he was being a hipocrit. I caught up and were doing about 85 in a 45 and I was about 5 feet from his rear bumper the whole time. Turns out he was an unmarked detective chasing after soemone driving recklessly. He pulled both of us over. He asked for lic. and reg. and when he saw my FD badge he flipped out!! He used about every curse in the book more than any other words for about 5min and told me "get the hell out of here"
.....sorry to steal this post if i did
Syclones rock
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Re: OMFG best comeback line EVER
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: holy sh!t thats halarious
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: holy sh!t thats halarious
Jersey 91/93
NASTE Member
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You are getting some very bad information. They sure as hell can pull you over, and thinking they can't is not the best plan for staying on the happy side of the law.gjp said:
T-Bone
Active member
Re: OMFG best comeback line EVER
This might be one of the gate guards I know at Fort Campbell (which have badges but NO authority to cite...simply security guards). Jimmy, I'll check tomorrow morning IF he is working. Was his skin color dark? If so, I think he egg'd all over you on this one!!
666 Sothis 666 said:
This might be one of the gate guards I know at Fort Campbell (which have badges but NO authority to cite...simply security guards). Jimmy, I'll check tomorrow morning IF he is working. Was his skin color dark? If so, I think he egg'd all over you on this one!!
J_SULLIVAN
A&P slave monkey
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:lol: So true...Jersey 91/93 said:
Robert Lone
MUTANT
Re: OMFG best comeback line EVER
When I was 15yrs old I learned a valuable formula:
(1) 1981 Caprice Diesel Station Wagon w/ bad engine
(1) 1978 Hurst/Olds 403cu/in engine from wrecked car
+ (1) 2mi long straightaway
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(1) 140mph in a 55 zone ticket
Thank God my dad was buddies w/ the man's boss.
When I was 15yrs old I learned a valuable formula:
(1) 1981 Caprice Diesel Station Wagon w/ bad engine
(1) 1978 Hurst/Olds 403cu/in engine from wrecked car
+ (1) 2mi long straightaway
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(1) 140mph in a 55 zone ticket
Thank God my dad was buddies w/ the man's boss.
aaron97
Member
Re: OMFG best comeback line EVER
Stories like this are always funny. You never think about it untill it happens... Few years back, i was in my '74 Charger minding my own business setting at a stop light and some white late 80's 5.0 pulls next to me and revs the engine... i just grinned and when the light green off we went... about a quarter mile down the road goes from two lanes to one and we're dead even... then i hear a police siren and freak, hitting the brakes and letting the Mustang in front just to see that the siren came from the Mustang, thats when i noticed the GOV. tags and hidden police lights... He let off but kept going. Took a good 30 minutes for my heart to slow down... Oh man, them was some good times... Miss that old Charger...
Stories like this are always funny. You never think about it untill it happens... Few years back, i was in my '74 Charger minding my own business setting at a stop light and some white late 80's 5.0 pulls next to me and revs the engine... i just grinned and when the light green off we went... about a quarter mile down the road goes from two lanes to one and we're dead even... then i hear a police siren and freak, hitting the brakes and letting the Mustang in front just to see that the siren came from the Mustang, thats when i noticed the GOV. tags and hidden police lights... He let off but kept going. Took a good 30 minutes for my heart to slow down... Oh man, them was some good times... Miss that old Charger...