svt focus? bastard ruined my pizza too!

Mephisto

These trucks are cursed
i was on my way home and decided to pick up a pizza, when i pull out of the driveway and this guy starts honking at me.

i dunno what the hell this kid was driving, some ugly ass focus with a giant airplane wing on the roof. i think the kid was under the impression i had an old extreme or something.

i pull up next to him at the light and he starts reving his engine. im thinkin either this kid is just a retard, or has NOS.

i roll down my window, point at him then his car and start laughing. he rolls down his window and says
"what you laughing at man?"
"you trying to race me in that thing?"
"yeah man, it wont even be a race, youll be lookin at my tail lights the whole time" after i heard that i started laughing and said "you wanna put some money on that?"
"pssh man i dont want your money"
"$20!... better yet $20 and you take the airplane wing off the roof! hahaha"
"haha if you gonna talk shit about my ride, then im gonna jack you for your cash"

before we can even get negotiated the light turns green, so i yell "next light! its on!"

we pull up to the next light and i look over with a big grin, he wont even look at me.

the cross traffic light turns yellow and i set up for a mild launch.

light turns green, and im half way through the intersection before this kid has even left the line. i glance into the rear view mirror and see him behind me.

i start coming up to the next light and start slowing down, i glance into my mirror again, and i see that lil rat bastard, bitch out, and pull a fast right turn onto a side street... i thought it was pretty damn funny, i probably wouldve done the same thing if i got beat that bad!

what pissed me off was when i got home, i opened my pizza box, and the pizza was all mashed to the back of the box, the cheese slid back and all the toppings were bunched up... at least if i had gotten the $20 i wouldnt have been so pissed!
 

Syclonewillie

New member
Sweet kill. I think he had no clue what he was getting himelf into. I bet he was pissed that he had this new bi-plane car and it got beat by a 10 year old xtreme. Oh I meant syclone.
 

myclone

Donating Member
On 2002-01-24 00:38, Cold Wind Of Death wrote:
what pissed me off was when i got home, i opened my pizza box, and the pizza was all mashed to the back of the box, the cheese slid back and all the toppings were bunched up... at least if i had gotten the $20 i wouldnt have been so pissed!

Damn... I thought that only happened to me...
 

hamrhead

Donating Member
Next time you decide to do this I hope you'll remember to compensate for G-Force by tilting the pizza forward on the launch! :grin:
 

Tydriver

TurboLS6 Powa'
On 2002-01-24 16:29, hamrhead wrote:
Next time you decide to do this I hope you'll remember to compensate for G-Force by tilting the pizza forward on the launch! :grin:

Better yet, stand it up on its end vertically, when U launch it will turn it into a Thin Crust :wink:
 

turbojimmy

New member
On 2002-01-24 16:29, hamrhead wrote:
Next time you decide to do this I hope you'll remember to compensate for G-Force by tilting the pizza forward on the launch! :grin:

Now that's some funny sh*t. I thought I was the only one who did that. Strategically place it on the seat, tilt as necessary.

Works okay, but I'm not allowed to take any turbo cars to get the pizza anymore. Go figure.

Jim
 
On 2002-01-24 00:50, myclone wrote:
On 2002-01-24 00:38, Cold Wind Of Death wrote:
what pissed me off was when i got home, i opened my pizza box, and the pizza was all mashed to the back of the box, the cheese slid back and all the toppings were bunched up... at least if i had gotten the $20 i wouldnt have been so pissed!

Damn... I thought that only happened to me...

I use to deliver pizza in my 87 and that happened all the time. Never got in trouble though :grin:
 

V8 Sonoma GT

Mile High SyTy
Cold Wind Of Death said:
what pissed me off was when i got home, i opened my pizza box, and the pizza was all mashed to the back of the box, the cheese slid back and all the toppings were bunched up... at least if i had gotten the $20 i wouldnt have been so pissed!

I did the same thing in my dads GTP tonight, I was pretty pissed off. It was slimey, & goowey, a damn shame.
 

SY_1306

New member
i cant believe that people actually believe focus's are fast. I was at the track a while back and a focus ran a 21.XX. I dont know if it was an svt but i still thought it was funny shit.
 

SYO237

SyTy Registry
that reminds me of late night wrench sessions....

order a pizza and sure enough, a ricer pulls up.... one of the trucks is on jackstands, and usually one ready to go in the driveway....


simple wager.


one race.


i win, the pizza is free.
you win, i pay DOUBLE for the pizza...aka, you make money.



havent had one get big enough balls yet to try.....


hes out there... just waiting to deliver my free pizza :)


patience......
 

hamrhead

Donating Member
SYO237 said:
that reminds me of late night wrench sessions....

order a pizza and sure enough, a ricer pulls up.... one of the trucks is on jackstands, and usually one ready to go in the driveway....


simple wager.


one race.


i win, the pizza is free.
you win, i pay DOUBLE for the pizza...aka, you make money.



havent had one get big enough balls yet to try.....


hes out there... just waiting to deliver my free pizza :)


patience......

Too bad you don't live closer. :( I deliver pizza on Saturday nights and I just got my Sy home from McCoy. I need money for TRACTION! :wink: :D
 

Loeryder

New member
A dealer out here has a rust colored focus with a Saleen banner on there lot.

I have no idea what it is all about, but I pointed and laughed at the idiots out there looking at it.

And I know all about delivering pizzas and sliding some shit into a pile and then rearranging the liquid mess with my bare hands before I dump it off on 'em and run with the tip.. ::baddevil:: LOLOlol
damn i miss the good ol' days. ::thumbsup::
 
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