phoonerorlater
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So Im driving back from the mall in Decipt808's 1995 Mazda Millenia when I realise that this newer silverado extended cab is following me while im on base. Well I get out of the car and the guy is like "Hey you wanna fuckin race or soemthing?" I had no clue what the guy was talking about. Apparently we had raced at a light back a couple miles although I dont remember it I must have won since he was following me. Well anyways I go on to tell him that he doesnt want to race me unless he has something lighter and faster then that big truck he has. He laughs at me and tells me whenever I want to race to let him know. I agree and show him my 10 year old suv and tell him that we can race whenever.
So I see him today and am like hey lets go do this. So he goes and gets chnaged or whatever and we head out to a long straight away off my base that a lot of people race at. So its him and his friend in his truck and me in mine. I tell his friend to count to three with his fingers and we leave on three. Well Im already starting to build some boost by this point and his friend gives us the go and I take off. By the time Im done Im at least 10-15 cars ahead, I honestly couldnt even tell you. So I turn around and hes sitting there with his mouth open. "I NEVER SEEN AN SUV MOVE LIKE THAT!! YOU SPUN ALL FOUR TIRES!!" He asks me whats done to it and I tell him its stock and he wont believe me so I pop the hood but he didnt get out of his truck. He asked if it was an 8 and I told him no its just a 4.3. He asked if it was vortech and again I told him no. He was like "well I have a 2002 4.3 vortech and it doesnt move like that" and I said "Well the 4.3's in 2002 didnt have the option of a turbo did they?" HAHAHAHA I love shutting big mouthed people up. I just wish his gf could have seen the embarassment.
So I see him today and am like hey lets go do this. So he goes and gets chnaged or whatever and we head out to a long straight away off my base that a lot of people race at. So its him and his friend in his truck and me in mine. I tell his friend to count to three with his fingers and we leave on three. Well Im already starting to build some boost by this point and his friend gives us the go and I take off. By the time Im done Im at least 10-15 cars ahead, I honestly couldnt even tell you. So I turn around and hes sitting there with his mouth open. "I NEVER SEEN AN SUV MOVE LIKE THAT!! YOU SPUN ALL FOUR TIRES!!" He asks me whats done to it and I tell him its stock and he wont believe me so I pop the hood but he didnt get out of his truck. He asked if it was an 8 and I told him no its just a 4.3. He asked if it was vortech and again I told him no. He was like "well I have a 2002 4.3 vortech and it doesnt move like that" and I said "Well the 4.3's in 2002 didnt have the option of a turbo did they?" HAHAHAHA I love shutting big mouthed people up. I just wish his gf could have seen the embarassment.