Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

[Overkill]

I will donate $500 since that is what it cost to visit this year

Dabney will match my donation to allow you to see his thong collection from stripper's

Hartman wants to show off his new desert camo spandex

We have better beer and our liquor stores stay open longer

Bandimere is 50 times better than KCIR and clean ups only take 10 minutes

20 trucks will be attending without anyone from out of state

There won't be any rotten herring and instead we can have rocky mountain oysters

It would make up for when the nationals were in Chicago

Vinny would get beat up by chevy lovers with mullets for wearing a nismo shirt

Renz could use my aluminum bowtie block for working out in the morning

You've never been to Colorado

You hate Kansas City

The California crew would be closer for attending

I won't get lost trying to find the nearest hooters

Dabney's Typhoon will be able to attend

Hartman's Syclone's will be able to attend

My Syclone will be able to attend

The Bully Syclone won't be affect by altitude changes

I heard KAK has relocated here

My neighbor owns a towing company for any broken down pit bikes

Our air is thinner so its takes less beer to get drunk

I hate driving through Kansas with a speed limit of 70 mph

We have mountains for canyon carving

My wife has big tits

I can setup some street racing if your into that

We are closer to Broke Back Mountain for those of you who swing that way

It won't rain on track day

Dabney can take more scenic pictures like the ones below

 

[CarbonFiber AWD]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

GAWD.........those were TOO funny. :rotf: :rotf:
Good ones Overkill ! But my Kung Fu fighting will dominate mullet wrench head hitting !!lol.
BTW........sorry about the "smell My finger" thing ! That was out of line. I was embracing the "spectacle" of the moment too much.
.................Vinny

 

[blk00z28]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

So I'm at a loss. Is this a joke, or a real question about moving the nats?

 

[dgoodhue]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

Every year someone suggests that the Nats move.

 

[SonomaGTlover]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

Is that a downhill track?

 

[SyTyJedi]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

Quick! Someone find out who stole those girl's asses!

 

[dhcrump]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

The # 1 reason for the Nats to be held in Colorado:

So Jared won't cry - see link:

http://www.rdrelectronics.com/dhc/Jaredpics/Mini.JPG

I'd post the pic directly but I'm not allowed, probably a good thing.

 

[ZMann]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

Dabney you DO post! The way it sounded from some of the green shirts, if somebody wants to plan the event,they are good to go. Don't take my word for it, but can somebody chime in?

 

[Syborg Twin Turbo]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

well i can convice a few trucks to hit colorado
1. Syborg
2. Leach Sy
3. Larry's TY
3. Gerbers Collection
4. Maybe a TT v8 Sy
5. I have more on the list that i can surly convice to hit Colorado

Plus i can actually take my family on Vacation there

 

[QUICK STORM]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

i don't mind, you would see alot of CA guys

 

[MikeRenz]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

I'm sure the FL guys would hate you for moving the nats to CO. That makes it a 2000+ mile drive for them. Same with Jersey and all the East Coast states. It's still over 1000 miles for the CA guys, so they'd still probably whine and not drive to CO.

 

[ghettosled]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

Vegas wouldn't be a bad move either I think Dabney would be right at home there.

but heck i would consider driving all the way to Atco or one of those tracks if a majority of the NJ, NY, PA guys would show up. I know there are lots of fast trucks in that area, most of which are not on the board.

 

[MikeRenz]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

Vegas wouldn't be a bad move either I think Dabney would be right at home there.

but heck i would consider driving all the way to Atco or one of those tracks if a majority of the NJ, NY, PA guys would show up. I know there are lots of fast trucks in that area, most of which are not on the board.

mike,
if you were to gaurantee your appearance w/ the ghettosled, that would help boost attendance alone. People come to see the fast trucks. Period. That'd be sweet if you made it.

 

[phoonTy]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

well i can convice a few trucks to hit colorado
1. Syborg
2. Leach Sy
3. Larry's TY
3. Gerbers Collection
4. Maybe a TT v8 Sy
5. I have more on the list that i can surly convice to hit Colorado

Plus i can actually take my family on Vacation there

Sounds good to me :tup: It would suck for the east coast guys though. I understand that. That extra 9-1/2 hours across Kansas almost isn't worth it... especially at 70 mph. :rant:

But Bandimere would be a cool setting. All the SyTy's in the mountains... Maybe we could even set up some sort of cruise/photo shoot at Red Rocks. :tup: There's lots of possibilities with a CO Nats.

Maybe I'll start looking into costs and things. I know Bandi doesn't come cheap. But like everything, the more people involved, the cheaper it gets :tup:

 

[THEMADTYPH00N]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

I will donate $500 since that is what it cost to visit this year

Dabney will match my donation to allow you to see his thong collection from stripper's

Why not just donate anyway to help the nats no matter where it is.

We have better beer and our liquor stores stay open longer

What do they sell in CO that they don't sell anywhere else. And you could always just buy enough beer on the first trip to the liquer store instead of running back after its closed.

Bandimere is 50 times better than KCIR and clean ups only take 10 minutes

Agreed, but with it comes cost and I'm sure even worse tech than KCIR. Its also at 5860ft elevation vs KCIR's 321ft.

20 trucks will be attending without anyone from out of state

That great and Im sure if you moved it to New York or NJ or Florida or SoCal you'd have teh same thing.

It would make up for when the nationals were in Chicago

When the nats where in Chicago there where damn near 100 trucks. Doesn't sounds too bad to me.

You've never been to Colorado

There are alot of places people haven't been

You hate Kansas City

I really don't think anyone hates it.

The California crew would be closer for attending

They don't come anyway, and then you won't have the east coast guys. So you're still in the same boat.

I won't get lost trying to find the nearest hooters

Of course you won't. Having it in CO puts it in your own backyard wher eyou know the area.

Dabney's Typhoon will be able to attend

Why not bring it to KC

Hartman's Syclone's will be able to attend

Again why not bring it to KC

My Syclone will be able to attend

Why not bring it to KC

The Bully Syclone won't be affect by altitude changes

BUt everyone else will and they will run slower. Sounds great.

My neighbor owns a towing company for any broken down pit bikes

Didn't know this had been a huge problem in the past

Our air is thinner so its takes less beer to get drunk

Drink more beer

I hate driving through Kansas with a speed limit of 70 mph

Whats the speed limit by you? Around me its 65.

We have mountains for canyon carving

Running my truck off the side of a mountain isn't my idea of fun.

My wife has big tits

interesting

I can setup some street racing if your into that

We had that in KC also a few years back. You can find it anywhere.

It won't rain on track day

You cant garuntee that.

We see these threads every year. Bottom line is everyone wants the nats in thier backyard. The only fair thing to do is putting in the middle of the country. The east coast guy seem to have no problem making the drive, I dont see why anyone else can't. Hell Cam drove all the way from Canada which is a farther drive than 99% of the people here have to make.

 

[BrownDawg71]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

geez....why ya gotta go and suck the fun out of everything?

 

[Jimmy]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

geez....why ya gotta go and suck the fun out of everything?

EXACTLY. :tup:

 

[Overkill]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

more reasons....

THEMADTYPHOON doesn't want it here

Jer's wife is located in Colorado

You can see the lowest mileage stock Syclone I know of (356 miles)

You can see the next most innovative mod

Aaron can give a class on how to get a good reaction time

Dabney can instruct others on how to bracket race and win

We could actually have an open road course for those who actually turn while driving

There is history at Bandimere in regards to the Syclone Bandimere

We don't allow gay dancers at the same hotel as the Sy/Ty members are staying at

Feel free to add to the list....

 

[NOJIMMY]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

...free tours and beer at Coors
...Dabney`s knowledge of local strip joints <grin>
...cruises to gambling joints (black hawk, central city)
...Colorado Springs Street Racing
...Family entertainment for non-SyTy`rs (mountains, biking, rafting, golfing, etc)

Larry

 

[dhcrump]

Re: Reasons for the Sy/Ty nationals to be in Colorado

All joking aside, I would be very happy to see the Nats stay in KC.