Mephisto
These trucks are cursed
ya know this damn gauge pod gets me into more races than anything... i guess people drive past me at night and see the lights and figure lets fuck with this guy! that and i suppose leaving the numbers on my window from the track doesnt help either...
cruisin on the freeway to my friends house, doin a repsectable 75, when i see a car with those bright ass rainbow headlights comin up fast, he changes lanes and gets beside me then backs off, gets behind me and starts riding my ass... so just to be a prick i take my foot off the gas and slow down to about 50mph then give the guy a lil brake tap, and he backs off... so i speed up to 65. but checkin my mirror for this ass clown to make another move... sure enough he swings around and gets side by side with me and starts revving his engine. so i just slow down and make like im not interested, i get down to about 45mph, then dump it into 3rd and punch the gas. at first it he saw nothing but taillights but came on pretty strong once we got over 100 and i slowed down.
he catches up, gets behind me and starts riding me again... my friends exit is coming up, and i know this kid cant hang so i punch the gas again, pull a quick couple moves through some traffic and get off the freeway... shortly after here comes honda boy, and he pulls along side of me at the light. revs his engine which is followed by a "pssssssssttt" and i laugh and think, who goes through the trouble to put a turbo and BOV on that car? why not just get the eclipse?
so anyway the light turns green and i make a left and he follows. right off i know this guy is an idiot for thinkin he's gonna take me from a stop.
we pull up on another light which has a pretty decent straightaway and i roll down the window. and say hey!! you wanna put money on this? but he neglects to roll down his window and reply. just for that, i decide he needs to be punished with a full 10psi launch... i see the opposing light turn yellow and get ready. i can hear the other guy trying to spool up and his BOV is goin crazy. i let him get the jump out of the hole before i unleash the launch and fly by. once i hit 80 i let off and roll down my window, he comes up quick and i look over turn on my dome light so he can see me... and i point and laugh at him then roll my window up. the next light has quite a few curves on it, and is definitely not something you wanna take at high speed. but like one of those people that gets their ass kicked and keeps getting up... he starts revving at the light... so i just get on my PA and say " go home! your inferior rice machine is no match for my american super truck, save yourself more embarassment and quit!" but he keeps revving... seeing as im done with this kid i dont bother, the goes green and he nails it! i watch him go, and then he does the funniest thing ive ever seen... he has the nerve to flash his hazard lights as if he just beat me. hahahaha!!
cruisin on the freeway to my friends house, doin a repsectable 75, when i see a car with those bright ass rainbow headlights comin up fast, he changes lanes and gets beside me then backs off, gets behind me and starts riding my ass... so just to be a prick i take my foot off the gas and slow down to about 50mph then give the guy a lil brake tap, and he backs off... so i speed up to 65. but checkin my mirror for this ass clown to make another move... sure enough he swings around and gets side by side with me and starts revving his engine. so i just slow down and make like im not interested, i get down to about 45mph, then dump it into 3rd and punch the gas. at first it he saw nothing but taillights but came on pretty strong once we got over 100 and i slowed down.
he catches up, gets behind me and starts riding me again... my friends exit is coming up, and i know this kid cant hang so i punch the gas again, pull a quick couple moves through some traffic and get off the freeway... shortly after here comes honda boy, and he pulls along side of me at the light. revs his engine which is followed by a "pssssssssttt" and i laugh and think, who goes through the trouble to put a turbo and BOV on that car? why not just get the eclipse?
so anyway the light turns green and i make a left and he follows. right off i know this guy is an idiot for thinkin he's gonna take me from a stop.
we pull up on another light which has a pretty decent straightaway and i roll down the window. and say hey!! you wanna put money on this? but he neglects to roll down his window and reply. just for that, i decide he needs to be punished with a full 10psi launch... i see the opposing light turn yellow and get ready. i can hear the other guy trying to spool up and his BOV is goin crazy. i let him get the jump out of the hole before i unleash the launch and fly by. once i hit 80 i let off and roll down my window, he comes up quick and i look over turn on my dome light so he can see me... and i point and laugh at him then roll my window up. the next light has quite a few curves on it, and is definitely not something you wanna take at high speed. but like one of those people that gets their ass kicked and keeps getting up... he starts revving at the light... so i just get on my PA and say " go home! your inferior rice machine is no match for my american super truck, save yourself more embarassment and quit!" but he keeps revving... seeing as im done with this kid i dont bother, the goes green and he nails it! i watch him go, and then he does the funniest thing ive ever seen... he has the nerve to flash his hazard lights as if he just beat me. hahahaha!!
