Major Kill

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Makaveli

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On my way to work today, I turn onto the industrial parkway heading to the office. There's bout a quarter mile straight before my turn. So Im flying down the street and what do I see out the corner of my eye.... A squirrel. He tried to run, and actually pulled on me for a sec, but I tracked him down quick. He pulled onto the curb but didn't have a chance. Our eyes met and he knew he was goin down, I had at least 4 lengths on him by the time he landed back on the pavement, flat. I proceeded to park, brush some shit off my tire, and was on my way. That'll teach the tree-rats to mess with me.
 
InvisiBill

InvisiBill

Active member
I came up against a woodchuck a couple weeks ago. It was close, but my awesome stock CCHE and Longwith skid plate took him out.
 
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MIGUEL_SY

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Re: Major Kill

Makaveli said:
On my way to work today, I turn onto the industrial parkway heading to the office. There's bout a quarter mile straight before my turn. So Im flying down the street and what do I see out the corner of my eye.... A squirrel. He tried to run, and actually pulled on me for a sec, but I tracked him down quick. He pulled onto the curb but didn't have a chance. Our eyes met and he knew he was goin down, I had at least 4 lengths on him by the time he landed back on the pavement, flat. I proceeded to park, brush some shit off my tire, and was on my way. That'll teach the tree-rats to mess with me.
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LOL :D
 
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Sy769

Donating Member
Hit a bird @ about 100mph. This bird missed the grill but the windshield got 'em. Reminded me of the ones I've hit in airplanes-Shit everywhere :p
 
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Makaveli

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Was this bird coming at you or going away? If it was going away, and you caught it, and hit it, I'd be impressed. Thats something I'd really like to see. I don't know why though....
 
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Sy769

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Makaveli said:
Was this bird coming at you or going away? If it was going away, and you caught it, and hit it, I'd be impressed. Thats something I'd really like to see. I don't know why though....
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Not sure which way it was going but it got accelerated to 100 in a millisecond as it got stuck in the windshield wiper for a few miles. :D

Iv'e hit a few in the Learjet that made a streak down the nose for about 2' Makes for kind of a reddish grey stripe with a few tiny feathers sticking out :wink:

Next time I'll have to take a pic just for you Makaveli :p
Ever try Barbeque road-kill squirrel?? Pretty good if you can overlook the small pieces of gravel and stuff.
 
TurboManiacal

TurboManiacal

Donating Member
I took out a bird the other day 120mph. He decided he was going to fly into my windshield...kinda funny glancing into the rearview to see him get launch upward in a long sweeping arc...instantly dead...and not even on the ground yet...
 
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GM TURBO

Sell Out
I was washing cars at a fund-raiser and a guy had a bat stuck in his grill. Guess something was messed up with his radar.
 
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dR. jEckLe

New member
once on the way to the track in my friends camaro he sucked a bird in his "ram air" intake. The sound was priceless, flooop!
 
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Makaveli

New member
Well my mom just called me at work to let me know she hit a beaver! huh huh cool. I knew her Ford Exploder was good for sumptin.
 
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crusader8

Running Ty Club
as if the TY isnt shitty enough

as if the TY isnt shitty enough

i hit a seagull a 40mph. the fuker added to my large collection of chips, dents, and other misc shit that shouldn't be the way it is. the gull didnt even get out of the road...eating roadkill
 
Ian Turgeon

Ian Turgeon

Cascading Inspiration
Ran over an opossum the other night.. things run accross the roads like squerells, except they choose to do it at night.

My personal best was a bird :angel: , going about 45.. It looked like he was gonna eat it, then he took a sharp left, resulting in a 45mph whack with my antenna... i cringed in thought of how much that hurt.
 
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