I just want to say this Jimmy character doesn't have the story entirely correct. I will give you the real story. So I was running through the woods, the other night and heard this truck stop and rev its engine on the road. I do a hop and leap out onto the road to see whats happening. Their is this crazy eye, red neck sitting there racing his engine in his sporty little red SUV while standing still. This Jimmy character rolls down his window and starts yelling at me "GET OUT of the road you GOD DAMN DEER or I am going to BOOST LUANCH your ass into the next county." I was memorized by his crazy eye in his headlights, so I stood still and wide eyed for a few seconds. Seconds later that SUV takes off and was all over me like one those country teenage boy's all over a sheep. I never EVER have seen one those little SUV take off like that. I tried to run but that SOB rear ended me. I hobbled into the wood as fast as I could otherwise that crazy Mutha F-er would have made me into to a wall mount. I am still pickin' gray pieces of plastic out of my ass.
