HAHA i made this guy look as dumb as his GT

[Mephisto]

cruisin down ventura blvd. heading to work... when outta nowhere this guy flys by me in like a 2001 GT going about 65, a few seconds later he almost plows into a mercedes that just pulled out of a parking lot. i catch up to this idiot at the next light and observe his GT to have 4 3" tailpipes, and the most annoying exhaust ive ever heard on a V8. aside from that, this guys GT was that hideous metallic gold color, with those gold plated wheel well liners? and the ugliest altezzas ive ever seen, nasty lookin chrome rims and an unpainted body kit. just all out tasteless in my opinion.

i get along side of this guy and look over with that "youre an idiot" look on my face. he looks back at me, then sizes up my truck and smirks. the light changes and this guy takes off like a bat outta hell, and starts weavin in and outta traffic. i think this guy must be in some kinda hurry and just blow him off, and figure ehh fuck it its a waste of time and gas.

about a half mile down the road, i see him cruisin real slow in the right lane and i pass him... seconds after i pass him, he pulls side by side with me, down shifts guns it, then lets off, guns it then lets off. now i dont know about the rest of you, but im easily antagonized, and decide to teach "pablo" a lil lesson in AWD turbo 101. we cruise side by side for a while and after about the 6th light we finally hit a red.

im sure you already know what happend by now... needless to say i dropped a nice 10lb launch on his ass as he just sat there goin up in smoke trying to catch up. once i hit 60 i let off, and he caught up. then tried to take me from about a 35mph roll. now youre probably wondering "did i get the 2nd gear downshift?" youre damn right i did! i swear theres no feeling greater than pulling away from someone with a giant "fuck you" smile on your face... :lol: once i hit 70 he let off, and made a quick right turn. the way i see it, this is just payback for all those times i lost when i had a 4cyl S-10 :lol:

shortly after i got to work, porn stars, randy west and chloe came in and bought some shit. if only i had my camera with me!! damn! hahaha and in case youre wondering.... yes chloe is one nice piece of ass and no i didnt shake randy's hand! hahahaha

 

[stariy]

Good kill Neal, how often porn start visit your work? Is there any employment openings? :lol:

 

[SeattleSy#1255]

Nice Kill Bro!---sounds like a stang with a ricer driving it. Whats with the 4 3' tailpipes :roll:

Reminds me of 2 "pablos" that saw me in a gas station. Where in a 94 Cobra, lowered, nice sounding exhaust, and trash can lid tach. He asked if I wanted to go as I was pumping me gas. I said sure and he replys "ok im getting on the freeway right here" and points to the exit. I said sorry bud, i'm heading the other way (normal road with lights). He said ok i'll follow. We stop and his buddy is the flag man. GO! Wammo, it was over real quck as he sat there spinning (a bit wet out-------------- :lol: ) and I destroyed this guy. He tried 3 times and got murdered every time. He just tells me --- sorry I can't race today I can't get traction...I told the idiot that is half the battle, what the hell are you talking about? He doesn't say much and leaves... 0X

 

[Sy769]

Nice Send the stang running with its tail between it's four tailpipes

The fast and furious type are annoying but it does give us somethin to pick on. I mean what would our little black bullies do for fun without them?? :wink:

 

[damianhol]

Where do you work that you get porn stars as patrons? Tough gig that must be.

 

[stariy]

Where do you work that you get porn stars as patrons? Tough gig that must be.

San Fernando Valley, California. Chatsworth, Woodland Hills, Canoga Park area is
PORN CAPITAL of the Word, baby. OH EHHHHHH.
Every day on the way to work I am passing by "Anabolic, Diabolic" Studios.

 

[Mephisto]

hahaha the funny thing about the porn stars coming in, is you guys have no idea how hard it was for me not to make jokes...

the one i had going through my head the whole time was "so uhh randy, when youre at the gas station, do you ever wait till the tank is almost full, then pull out the pump and spray gas all over the car?" :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[MattGE]

hahaha the funny thing about the porn stars coming in, is you guys have no idea how hard it was for me not to make jokes...

the one i had going through my head the whole time was "so uhh randy, when youre at the gas station, do you ever wait till the tank is almost full, then pull out the pump and spray gas all over the car?" :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: That's some funny shit!

 

[doomdead]

Nice Kill Bro!---sounds like a stang with a ricer driving it. Whats with the 4 3' tailpipes :roll:

Reminds me of 2 "pablos" that saw me in a gas station. Where in a 94 Cobra, lowered, nice sounding exhaust, and trash can lid tach. He asked if I wanted to go as I was pumping me gas. I said sure and he replys "ok im getting on the freeway right here" and points to the exit. I said sorry bud, i'm heading the other way (normal road with lights). He said ok i'll follow. We stop and his buddy is the flag man. GO! Wammo, it was over real quck as he sat there spinning (a bit wet out-------------- :lol: ) and I destroyed this guy. He tried 3 times and got murdered every time. He just tells me --- sorry I can't race today I can't get traction...I told the idiot that is half the battle, what the hell are you talking about? He doesn't say much and leaves... 0X

when was this? thought your tranny was shot.

 

[InvisiBill]

I got a V6 2000ish Stang vert last night too. He was all trying to be all cool Mr. Mack Daddy and stuff. He tried to take off from the light fast, but you know how V6 Mustangs are... I put my right foot down and flew past him up to 40mph, since the limit was 35. A block and a half later he came flying past me about 55... Even Trish laughed and said he was stupid.