TYTILIDIE
METH HEAD
Last Monday, I picked up Mark (Quickstop) from the airport. We were driving down the highway when all of a sudden this red Ferrari Enzo comes up beside me. We were going 55mph. He honked three times and we started racing. I put 12 car lengths on him by the time I hit 140mph. I decided to let off because he was an embarrassment to sports car owners.
When he came back up along side me, he rolled down his window. For some reason he was wearing condoms for earrings and a rubber glove on his head with some Jackie-O sunglasses. I asked him if he wanted to race from a stop but he said he didn't have time to stop, something about a gay orgy at a guy named Renz's house in PA? So he gave us a peace sign and drove off.
You can all ask Mark about it if you don't believe me. I paid him well in breakfast so the story should be pretty accurate. :tup:
When he came back up along side me, he rolled down his window. For some reason he was wearing condoms for earrings and a rubber glove on his head with some Jackie-O sunglasses. I asked him if he wanted to race from a stop but he said he didn't have time to stop, something about a gay orgy at a guy named Renz's house in PA? So he gave us a peace sign and drove off.
You can all ask Mark about it if you don't believe me. I paid him well in breakfast so the story should be pretty accurate. :tup: