I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

Jimmy

Jimmy

Banned
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

Did NOT spill my beer! :tup:

Bambi just kept on running. :tdown:

If it wasn't soooo much fun to drive,I wouldn't be driving it all the time. I can't help it,I won't stop driving it,I loves the boost.


I did get hurt,but just my feelings.No biggie.


For all the comedians: :haha: :fist:
 
JustBeachin

JustBeachin

Plays well with others
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

Sux Jimmy, seems like you get your share of bad luck....
 
phoonTy

phoonTy

Truckless. For now.
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

MikeRenz said:
or maybe he needs to stay out later?! :lol:
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or share his beer with the wildlife so they quit trying to steal it from him on his way home. :lol:
 
ZMann

ZMann

vertically challenged
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

Jimmy you want to go deer hunting next time your in Kansas? We can take your anger out on them with a wide variey of guns..
 
phoonTy

phoonTy

Truckless. For now.
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

MikeRenz said:
At least Joe wasn't driving when it happened
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There probably would have been a cop that would have given him a ticket for endangering wildlife too. :lol:
 
Foot Performance

Foot Performance

Donating Member
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

I keep my sy in the town i work at (about 20 min away from my house) and i dont like driven it home due to animal hazzard deer, fox ,coyote, racoon watever but i was out driven it and dint want to change into my dd i say 2 deer 1 racoon and a dumbass in a honda pulled out in fornt of me when i was doing 85ish :rant:

No hits but some VERY close calls
 
upside

upside

clapped out
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

i hit a bum on my gixxer 1000. busted his ass all up and my bike .
 
MRKING

MRKING

New Parts for Old Trucks
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

How many pieces did the fender cladding break into ? You need more lights so you can see those bastards .
 
JKsSyclone

JKsSyclone

Active member
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

MikeRenz said:
At least Joe wasn't driving when it happened
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I was driving and for freakin 500 miles Jimmy kept saying "Hit a deer you pussy! Hit a deer you pussy!". I finally got tired of listening to his crap so I ran right into the next one I saw. Well the cops came and the gave me another breathalyzer test and they searched the Ty again too. Think goodness they didn’t find Jimmy's stolen AK-47 but they did give Jimmy a body cavity search but only after he begged them the entire time. Then the jerk cop gave me a freakin ticket for hunting without a license. What a bunch of crap!

:rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf:
 
theflash083

theflash083

New member
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

JKsSyclone said:
I was driving and for freakin 500 miles Jimmy kept saying "Hit a deer you pussy! Hit a deer you pussy!". I finally got tired of listening to his crap so I ran right into the next one I saw. Well the cops came and the gave me another breathalyzer test and they searched the Ty again too. Think goodness they didn’t find Jimmy's stolen AK-47 but they did give Jimmy a body cavity search but only after he begged them the entire time. Then the jerk cop gave me a freakin ticket for hunting without a license. What a bunch of crap!

:rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf:
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:rotf: :rotf:
 
SY2932

SY2932

Administrator
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

Dang Jimmy what the hey??? So will there be a future thread with pics by the swimming pool again
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? Seriously that SUCKS
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. I worry about bagging a deer everytime I go out after dark where I live. I steam rolled bambi a few years ago with my bud Josh B. riding shotgun in my old S10 enroute to pick up my Yamaha Raptor. Broke my fog light off but it didn't break the bulb. It was dingle dangling lighting up the road like a psycho disco. That was a KRAZY night in Pennsyltucky...
 
Zewerr

Zewerr

ToeJam is a Poindexter
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

Did the deer look like this? Probably explains the amount of damage.
 
Jimmy

Jimmy

Banned
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

MRKING said:
How many pieces did the fender cladding break into ? You need more lights so you can see those bastards .
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It completely vanished.


JKsSyclone said:
I was driving and for freakin 500 miles Jimmy kept saying "Hit a deer you pussy! Hit a deer you pussy!". I finally got tired of listening to his crap so I ran right into the next one I saw. Well the cops came and the gave me another breathalyzer test and they searched the Ty again too. Think goodness they didn’t find Jimmy's stolen AK-47 but they did give Jimmy a body cavity search but only after he begged them the entire time. Then the jerk cop gave me a freakin ticket for hunting without a license. What a bunch of crap!

:rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf:
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Nice. :haha:


F***er.
 
W

Wounded Deer in TN

New member
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

I just want to say this Jimmy character doesn't have the story entirely correct. I will give you the real story. So I was running through the woods, the other night and heard this truck stop and rev its engine on the road. I do a hop and leap out onto the road to see whats happening. Their is this crazy eye, red neck sitting there racing his engine in his sporty little red SUV while standing still. This Jimmy character rolls down his window and starts yelling at me "GET OUT of the road you GOD DAMN DEER or I am going to BOOST LUANCH your ass into the next county." I was memorized by his crazy eye in his headlights, so I stood still and wide eyed for a few seconds. Seconds later that SUV takes off and was all over me like one those country teenage boy's all over a sheep. I never EVER have seen one those little SUV take off like that. I tried to run but that SOB rear ended me. I hobbled into the wood as fast as I could otherwise that crazy Mutha F-er would have made me into to a wall mount. I am still pickin' gray pieces of plastic out of my ass.
 
turbodig

turbodig

Active member
Re: I ****ing quit!!! Hit another goddamn deer.

Jimmy said:
It completely vanished.

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It's a conspiracy! The deer are running out of the woods, stealing cladding, and stockpiling it.

If a "H8venison" user starts showing up in the classifieds, we'll know it's game on.
 
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