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I am teh kingpin!
Thanks to Getting, and Heather and Jason the most.
Getting was going to be a pussie, and say screw you guys and stay home. i was like, well i want to go so you're going, Dave. Dave said ok, i said lets fly. i found some flights for 100 bux, what does Getting do? nothing, crappy. i was also going to have Adam K a.k.a Typhool come fly out also, but i kinda f'd up his plans too, sorry dogg.
So i talk to Heather and Jason and said i just may fly to st louis, and hitch a ride and goto the nats with them. Didnt work, i waited to long and couldn't find a flight that worked with my busy and pricey time, of being a bdubb.
Wednesday before the nationals, Getting finds out he doesnt have to work, and i didn't have to slang any rocks so we go. Thursday, I gather every gangsta cd i had and a new pair of white nike 20s and some red fats and couple of ben davis shirts.
Friday, AM. Project Wht/Wht and Getting and myself leave and Dave makes the mistake of stopping at an autozone for some grease in Iowa. This is where i found "CarFiti" Window Chalk spray paint for your car and windows.
first thing sprayed on, Bdubb Ownz You 2004 to match the other 2 bdubb ownz you stickers that i put on his truck before.
Friday afternoon after bumping, the chronic, eazy duz it, doggystyle, dogg pound, NWA, Westside Connection, Eastsidaz, Daz, Murder was the Case, Warren G in the worlds worst Alpine cd player we made it to KC.
Saw everybody at the dyno and people were surpised, i think mostly because gettings truck had carfiti all over it from me getting bored.
Friday, Getting, Rich, Ryan, split 100 wings and beer. all i know 7 or 8 pitchers of new castle and 4-5 pitchers of some crap dave was drinking and other beer was good. We got loud, rude, rusty tombone, bowties from the girls, pictures with them, and made the kids behind us spill blue cheese everywhere. They joked like they were going to cut of us off, but yeah right!
Rich and Getting are trying to see how much it would take for the hooters girl to kick me in the junk, but she didn't want to.
Back to the parking lot where Ryan after just spiliting 7 pitchers of beer with me had another 12 pack, then a 40oz on top of that. Winning the title of the 2004 drunk guy.
I remember "Chester" and his van, and which one of your assholes "Spraypainted" his windshield...
I remember 6 or so in the morning and waking up to see like 7 people in the room and Will_in_Denver making a bed out of shoes and a towel. He is hardcore.
Tons of other good stuff happend too, like... the mesage girls, and happy endings.
The bars
"Loves the cock"
socal stickers via kc2k
taking a poop in the top tank in the lobby bathroom
o yeah, you gotta eat the ass.
why do those phones ring so early??
i didnt know a typhoon could really smell that bad.
sir, your cut off. i have cash!, ok want another pitcher.
if you don't give me (looks at shirt) 15.95 i'm going to take this off. and if you don't give me (looks at shorts) 4.95 i'm going to take these off too.
white typhoons with now white leather look so much better, dave. serious.
Fill up the typhoon, grab a 24oz beer and shotgun it. Dave want me to drive now?
Hardezz customer card "i was touched in the bathroom" and put down brian greens name, thanks brian, sorry to hear you were touched in the bathroom.
3 am, Lets give Green that drunk phone call... HEY WE'RE DRUNK, YOU SHOULD BE TOO!
"Hi, may i help you" - (Rich) if i hear that again, i'm going to beat that lady down.
What the hell is that damn monkey from supertroopers, who knows lets call jerry!
Max back on the way to KC in 2000, where did you car catch on fire? See i was right!
Look dave, its the ghetto!
Did i blow my speakers? No, its the cd. o ok.
Whoa! look at the mullet.
Don't worry,!!! its a rental!!!
Is cruise control really that hard?
Letme change that airfilter and i'll be in the 10s!
"Umpa Lumpa Ziggty Do, i got a little story for you!"
So you hear brian green drives a Del Sol?
damn, check out that pink del sol, i bet i can pick out that driver, hey i bet that is her. Who drives that del sol, See i was right!
Ouch, that sprint car is fizzucked.
There is no body roll in typhoons
Geez Getting way to ad 25 more mins you should have taken that closed off on ramp. it was open, just not to us.
Damn, i do still have that room key..
dude, she's 15??!?! no grass on the field, just flip her over in the play in the mudd i guess
So you havent showered yet, and you were drinking all night and sweating all day outside. Yeah, your not ripe at all.
Dude, we got kicked out of the house party.
Vodka money shots
I cut off my mullet, yes you did.
man, that detonation sounds great on the dyno.
I don't need the brown bag, i'm just gonna drink it soon as i walk out of the store, you cant do that. ok i'll hide on the side.
wow, side by side 16 second typhoons. thats a first
thats what warrentys are for, just dump it at 8 grand.
Lotek also gets the full on John Holmes style pose as a thank you picture for the 3 pod.
see you guys next year.
Getting was going to be a pussie, and say screw you guys and stay home. i was like, well i want to go so you're going, Dave. Dave said ok, i said lets fly. i found some flights for 100 bux, what does Getting do? nothing, crappy. i was also going to have Adam K a.k.a Typhool come fly out also, but i kinda f'd up his plans too, sorry dogg.
So i talk to Heather and Jason and said i just may fly to st louis, and hitch a ride and goto the nats with them. Didnt work, i waited to long and couldn't find a flight that worked with my busy and pricey time, of being a bdubb.
Wednesday before the nationals, Getting finds out he doesnt have to work, and i didn't have to slang any rocks so we go. Thursday, I gather every gangsta cd i had and a new pair of white nike 20s and some red fats and couple of ben davis shirts.
Friday, AM. Project Wht/Wht and Getting and myself leave and Dave makes the mistake of stopping at an autozone for some grease in Iowa. This is where i found "CarFiti" Window Chalk spray paint for your car and windows.
first thing sprayed on, Bdubb Ownz You 2004 to match the other 2 bdubb ownz you stickers that i put on his truck before.
Friday afternoon after bumping, the chronic, eazy duz it, doggystyle, dogg pound, NWA, Westside Connection, Eastsidaz, Daz, Murder was the Case, Warren G in the worlds worst Alpine cd player we made it to KC.
Saw everybody at the dyno and people were surpised, i think mostly because gettings truck had carfiti all over it from me getting bored.
Friday, Getting, Rich, Ryan, split 100 wings and beer. all i know 7 or 8 pitchers of new castle and 4-5 pitchers of some crap dave was drinking and other beer was good. We got loud, rude, rusty tombone, bowties from the girls, pictures with them, and made the kids behind us spill blue cheese everywhere. They joked like they were going to cut of us off, but yeah right!
Rich and Getting are trying to see how much it would take for the hooters girl to kick me in the junk, but she didn't want to.
Back to the parking lot where Ryan after just spiliting 7 pitchers of beer with me had another 12 pack, then a 40oz on top of that. Winning the title of the 2004 drunk guy.
I remember "Chester" and his van, and which one of your assholes "Spraypainted" his windshield...
I remember 6 or so in the morning and waking up to see like 7 people in the room and Will_in_Denver making a bed out of shoes and a towel. He is hardcore.
Tons of other good stuff happend too, like... the mesage girls, and happy endings.
The bars
"Loves the cock"
socal stickers via kc2k
taking a poop in the top tank in the lobby bathroom
o yeah, you gotta eat the ass.
why do those phones ring so early??
i didnt know a typhoon could really smell that bad.
sir, your cut off. i have cash!, ok want another pitcher.
if you don't give me (looks at shirt) 15.95 i'm going to take this off. and if you don't give me (looks at shorts) 4.95 i'm going to take these off too.
white typhoons with now white leather look so much better, dave. serious.
Fill up the typhoon, grab a 24oz beer and shotgun it. Dave want me to drive now?
Hardezz customer card "i was touched in the bathroom" and put down brian greens name, thanks brian, sorry to hear you were touched in the bathroom.
3 am, Lets give Green that drunk phone call... HEY WE'RE DRUNK, YOU SHOULD BE TOO!
"Hi, may i help you" - (Rich) if i hear that again, i'm going to beat that lady down.
What the hell is that damn monkey from supertroopers, who knows lets call jerry!
Max back on the way to KC in 2000, where did you car catch on fire? See i was right!
Look dave, its the ghetto!
Did i blow my speakers? No, its the cd. o ok.
Whoa! look at the mullet.
Don't worry,!!! its a rental!!!
Is cruise control really that hard?
Letme change that airfilter and i'll be in the 10s!
"Umpa Lumpa Ziggty Do, i got a little story for you!"
So you hear brian green drives a Del Sol?
damn, check out that pink del sol, i bet i can pick out that driver, hey i bet that is her. Who drives that del sol, See i was right!
Ouch, that sprint car is fizzucked.
There is no body roll in typhoons
Geez Getting way to ad 25 more mins you should have taken that closed off on ramp. it was open, just not to us.
Damn, i do still have that room key..
dude, she's 15??!?! no grass on the field, just flip her over in the play in the mudd i guess
So you havent showered yet, and you were drinking all night and sweating all day outside. Yeah, your not ripe at all.
Dude, we got kicked out of the house party.
Vodka money shots
I cut off my mullet, yes you did.
man, that detonation sounds great on the dyno.
I don't need the brown bag, i'm just gonna drink it soon as i walk out of the store, you cant do that. ok i'll hide on the side.
wow, side by side 16 second typhoons. thats a first
thats what warrentys are for, just dump it at 8 grand.
Lotek also gets the full on John Holmes style pose as a thank you picture for the 3 pod.
see you guys next year.
