Shindig Tennessee Waterfall Contest

TYRODD

My ass. Look at it.
Re: Shindig Tennessee Waterfall Contest

All previous engagements that required a decent looking beard have now passed. Time to get my grow on. Wait till you see my Ball Fro... you will see it.

Birds nest to my chest pubes to my ball fro.

Warren aka "Greybush" and I will need to take a photo together. We will have it framed and titled "U.S. Grant and General Lee at Appomattox C.H."

I don't get weird looks anymore. All of my friends/family/customers say "Jesus" when they see me and have envious looks in their eyes. Old cantankerous customers no longer give me any grief, just respect. I look like Billy Mays/Al Borland/The Brawny paper towel guy.
 

sytyguy

Moderated User
Re: Shindig Tennessee Waterfall Contest

The real question is who keeps it after the event. I've had a beard since 2001 (shaved down twice - once to a fu-manchu, the other to a porn-stache to piss off the wife), and am scared to see what I look like with no facial hair.
 

SYO237

SyTy Registry
Re: Shindig Tennessee Waterfall Contest

The real question is who keeps it after the event. I've had a beard since 2001 (shaved down twice - once to a fu-manchu, the other to a porn-stache to piss off the wife), and am scared to see what I look like with no facial hair.

Definitely keeping mine since Ive had a beard going on a few years now....just never this long. I kinda dig it so it's gonna keep going.

Pretty much my goal is Aaron Kaufman of GMG

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TYRODD

My ass. Look at it.
Re: Shindig Tennessee Waterfall Contest

The real question is who keeps it after the event.

That is the quandary that I'm in right now. I'm not touching mine at least through November. I really dont want to trim my mustache off but I don't want to get accused of sniffing bicycle seats. :dunno:
 

SYO237

SyTy Registry
Re: Shindig Tennessee Waterfall Contest

I need to get a pic up... Im able to pull off the twin peaks style. :rock:
 

TYRODD

My ass. Look at it.
Re: Shindig Tennessee Waterfall Contest

The best part of being Al Borland last night (halloween party) is being asked if my beard was real.

Ribakoff's got me in the length department, but then again it will only be 15 weeks without a shave for me at Shindig...
 

sytyguy

Moderated User
Re: Shindig Tennessee Waterfall Contest

To determine another man's length, all you do is measure the condom from the rolled lip to the tip. Am I the only one doing this? Anyone?

:crickets:
 

TYRODD

My ass. Look at it.
Re: Shindig Tennessee Waterfall Contest

I trimmed mine, I refuse to shave it for now. I look about 15 years younger and dead sexy(er).

I am single and I luv dat poosay!
 
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