Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

TYTILIDIE

TYTILIDIE

METH HEAD
I was on my way to meet my family for lunch and this friggin 90 year old guy is changing lanes like its nobodies business. I had to drive by this guy for a solid 10 miles. He was a big fat ass too smoking one cigarette after another. So I turn off to go another way and what do I see? this jackass barreling up behind me doing atleast 60mph. So I watch him a little more and then my roadrage light kicks in even though I was in a calm dont bother anyone kind of mood. So I block him in so he cant get around me, we were on a 3 lane road. I could see him cussing me out back there which was fine with me. So then I get behind a slower car and go around but he got trapped. At some point the guy gets around the car and gets right next to me. We catch the light and I am in the far right lane and need to run left pretty soon, not even an 1/8th mile. So he looks over at me and shakes his head, I blow the fat bastard a kiss while I was spooling it up and was gone when hte light turned green. His car must have been a standard cause I could hear his tires screaching when the light turned green.
 
2fast4u

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Re: Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

TYTILIDIE said:
I was on my way to meet my family for lunch and this friggin 90 year old guy is changing lanes like its nobodies business. I had to drive by this guy for a solid 10 miles. He was a big fat ass too smoking one cigarette after another. So I turn off to go another way and what do I see? this jackass barreling up behind me doing atleast 60mph. So I watch him a little more and then my roadrage light kicks in even though I was in a calm dont bother anyone kind of mood. So I block him in so he cant get around me, we were on a 3 lane road. I could see him cussing me out back there which was fine with me. So then I get behind a slower car and go around but he got trapped. At some point the guy gets around the car and gets right next to me. We catch the light and I am in the far right lane and need to run left pretty soon, not even an 1/8th mile. So he looks over at me and shakes his head, I blow the fat bastard a kiss while I was spooling it up and was gone when hte light turned green. His car must have been a standard cause I could hear his tires screaching when the light turned green.
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Atta' Boy!! :rotf: You oughtta write a book.. Never a dull moment in your life :tup:
 
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JayLo

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Re: Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

I had a 1993 Escort Wagon which was very likely the slowest gasoline powered thing on wheels built in 1993. What a dumbass he must be for trying to keep up with a Ty. Escorts can't even hang with a base model Jimmy.
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TYTILIDIE

TYTILIDIE

METH HEAD
Re: Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

He wasnt trying to keep up, just in a hurry and pissing me off. He was an ass rider and he put in the I have to do something about it mode which I have been trying to curb but, oh well.
 
TYTILIDIE

TYTILIDIE

METH HEAD
Re: Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

Silly said:
Is this a serious post?
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Serious in the sense that it did happen, but not bragging about it as a kill. I was being sarcastic. Why do you ask?
 
TYTILIDIE

TYTILIDIE

METH HEAD
Re: Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

MHST Guy said:
Wow, worst kill ever? :lol:
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I havent raced shit around here lately. Ofcourse I havent really been out either. Sucks too because I ve gotten mty truck running amazing in the top end, all htat bogging it was doing is now finally gone. I logged a run about 3 weeks ago that was 13.5@98 with 2*KR at the very end. 60' was only 1.9. And now, hte truck feels waaaay beter. Im going to hopefully do another logged run tonight. Ive been messing around a lot with timing and am finding that my truck seems to kind of like it.
 
TYTILIDIE

TYTILIDIE

METH HEAD
Re: Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

Silly said:
Is this a serious post?
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You know to be honest, you would really have to ride with me for about 5 mintues to really get it I guess. Im sure a lot of people get the wrong idea but what noone realizes is that 1400hp can beat just about anythign. Im the best, I wanna go fast!!!! :lol:
 
AUSyTyIN

AUSyTyIN

Unbusted $#it box
Re: Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

Wow, two separate replies to the same comment. That takes talent :lol:
 
alwayscode390

alwayscode390

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Re: Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

This reminds me that I raced my friends newer Taurus the other day ... and of COURSE after I launch from the light someone makes a right turn in front of me ( nobody expects these things to come at them so fast ) ... I still won ;) hahah ---
 
Quickstop [UK]

Quickstop [UK]

Combating adversyty.
Re: Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

TYTILIDIE said:
ISucks too because I ve gotten mty truck running amazing in the top end, all htat bogging it was doing is now finally gone. I logged a run about 3 weeks ago that was 13.5@98 with 2*KR at the very end. 60' was only 1.9. And now, hte truck feels waaaay beter. Im going to hopefully do another logged run tonight. Ive been messing around a lot with timing and am finding that my truck seems to kind of like it.
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What did you do? Sounds usefuel :tup:
 
TYTILIDIE

TYTILIDIE

METH HEAD
Re: Smoked an 86 Ford escort station wagon.

Quickstop [UK] said:
What did you do? Sounds usefuel :tup:
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Tuning. Ive been playing with timing a lot. When my AFRs go rich in a WOT run and I get knock I try adding timing before I cut fuel. So far, its been working out really well for me. I havent had a whole lot of time to do it but what I have done has been considerably helpful.
 
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